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The G-Spot Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
Our Price: $2.25
Our Price: $6.25
On your journey into the late night, choose one of these 3 drinks to help you find what your looking for. Please indicate which flavor you want in the order comments box as your checking out. This package was created to correct the well known "Vladimir Face" commonly made. It consists of your choice of two liter soda bottle, a package of twelve neon shot glasses, twelve red solo cups. No longer will it burn as long as Lionneeds is around!

Please write which type of two liter soda bottle you would like in the order comments box.
The Badonka Dunk The Tin$men
Our Price: $10.50
Our Price: $5.00
This package consists of one jar of Tostitos Mild Salsa, one container of Regular Philadelphia 1/3 Less Fat Cream Cheese and one bag of Tostitos Scoops. Potentially the most delicious combination of flavors a person will ever encounter. For all of you who consider yourself a true " tinsmen " we have created the perfect package for you consisting of one 1.2 oz tin of Long Cut Skoal Tobacco, one Spittoon, and one Toothpick (to keep those pearly whites clean)

Please indicate which flavor Skoal you would like in the order comments box. (Mint, Peach, or Citrus)
For the Single Ladies Vanilla Green Leaf
Our Price: $8.50
Our Price: $2.25
This package consists of four Chocolate Covered Pretzels Lightly Filled with Peanut Butter, a frozen delicious pint sized container of Ben & Jerry's Half Baked Ice Cream, and one 17g bag of Smart Food White Cheddar Pop Corn. One individual Vanilla Game foil fresh cigar.
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